semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.

Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.

by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008

Semen Slave

A man or woman who is so obsessed with oral, that they become a slave to semen.

"Have you seen Judy lately? "
"Nah, I heard she's become a real semen slave though."

by Cpt. Planet July 25, 2009

Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.

My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.

by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022

sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

semenstruate

The excess semen that flows out of the woman's vagina after sexual intercourse between a male and female.

After a night of of passionate sex Allie began to semenstruate as she walked into the kitchen to get a mid-night snack...she quickly grabbed a paper towel and wiped up the semen just as it ran down the inner thigh of her leg.

by gonzo words December 27, 2010

Semen milkquake

When a man cums inside of a woman and then eats it out.

Dude my bro had a semen milkquake last night.

by M1k1le September 2, 2015

Semen Tsunami

n. A large sum of semen, usually produced by many men.

Another word for bukkake.

When the Semen Tsunami hit her face, she scream in disgust.

The Semen Tsunami contained enough semen to impregnate 1,000,000 women.

by Sencored August 10, 2016