Scenic route

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night

by Country Barbie April 18, 2018

Lobo route

Taking the path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 15, 2023

The Bread Route

Unknowingly going down on a woman with a yeast infection.

We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....

by poppapico69 July 19, 2010

b-route!

the astronomical way
stairnomics
quasotic agreement
the one with helmets
and a blurb: there's a cursor in the sky
clique__find

b-route!, succession and progression a myth__mystery 3 egypt__mist 3 black__<spirit silcrow red nx passion
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cold__mstoic

<are you moved? :}

by □○ January 4, 2024

Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

by Gym Floor Cheeto November 18, 2021

Cherry Route

When you drive around on a particular route (neighborhoods and backroads) while smoking cannabis.

"Mary and Jane are out on a cherry route for their lunch break."
"Decided to take the cherry route on the way home."
"After the movie, we didn't have anything planned so we figured out the plan on a cherry route."

by probablysteph May 9, 2023

meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.

“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”

by CoachCockPic September 25, 2023