Roland

to have everything go wrong; but life still goes on.

So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.

by Asymptom October 28, 2012

High Rollaz

The High Rollaz are the most gangsta' ass rap group of all time, and they are loosely associated with the notoriously thug C.R.U. (Caucasion Rap Unit). Hailing from the ghetto of Mount Royal in Notorious F.R.Y. decided he needed a way to make some scrilla. So the mastermind behind this crew of thugs gathered his friends Crakka Barrel, Freshbuck, Vanilla Bryce, RAPscallion, Freshy Smalls, Freshy Talls, Copkilla, and DJ Barocka. The group achieved immediate success with their breakout hit Rollin' Dem Dice, and were immediately the scrutiny of the media. Newsgroups and outgraged mothers had a problem with the gangsta' ass ways of the High Rollaz. Freshbuck wouldn't stand for this and punched some big mouthed bitty in her grill at a press conference. He is currently serving a life sentence at San Quentin.

Freshbuck:Jennifer Aniston couldn't get enough,
Lisa Kudro liked it rough,
Courtney Cox wanted the double stuff.
High Rollaz gang baangin' Hilary Duff!

by Notorious F.R.Y. September 9, 2006

rolla

a hoe who sleeps around wit every man she seedc word

she rollin I'm rollin when she hit it from the back we need a trojan
man jennifer a rolla she done did every guy at that school I feel sorry for her parnets

by bigbooty January 9, 2008

rotary, rotor, rotar, rota, rotang

Any Wankel rotary-powered mazda in Aus or New Zealand (or other car retrofitted with rotary engine) R100, RX-2/3/4/5/7/8. The greatest form of transport ever. Rotang is NZ term.

"Wanna catch up? Buy a rotary!"
"Dat rota iz full sick Habibs!"

by sideways April 28, 2004

Roland

A hipster name.

ex. "He is so hipster. Must be a Roland."

by TheTruth2 September 21, 2012

rollaids

A Homosexual in a wheelchair.

I totally just ran over some rollaids back there on the freeway.
Which one?
The San Francisco one.

by folder man July 16, 2009

Rolan

What could you say about Rolan? He's wild, sexy, fashionable and SMART! Everything you're looking for in a guy. Not only does he have a big cock, but he knows how to use it! All the girls at school whether it's high school or college. They all want him. Day to day he's bombarded by big breasted bombshells which are lock and loaded. But, sometimes he will go for small titted girls too. He has no preference, therefore, he's a lovely guy. Get you a Rolangirl! :)

Girl 1: Hey! Look at Rolan over there!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's looking pretty good over there.
Girl 1: You know how I sucked him off last night?
Girl 2: I thought you were joking!
Girl 1: Well I wasn't... He has a 9 inch cock. *Shows pic to Girl 2*

Girl 2: Ok let's call big cocks Rolan!

by OompaLoompaDididoo I <3 Ro hbu October 20, 2019