rona break

the break students get from school due to the Corona virus pandemic

rona break is boring af

by adetounnnnn March 19, 2020

Ronaed

When fun plans get cancelled due to global pandemic.

Today I was scheduled to be there again for two trips that got ronaed, I'm super bummed yet more family time has to be awesome

by Smileysproject May 4, 2020

ronald phan

stupid fucking asian with a small penis that is gonna get hit by a car hopefully

Zach: bro you here that stupid faggot ronald phan
Homie: yeah i heard hes a faggot

by zcwlfntn May 18, 2020

Ronald Acuna Jr.

A very legendary and inspirational outfielder for the Atlanta Braves. When I say legendary I mean like 13/10 type of legendary. He makes people go awwww and they end up being engulfed in how legendary and inspirational he is.

Look at Ronald Acuna Jr. man; so legendary and inspirational! Awwww!

by Nathaniel Graeme October 21, 2021

Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl

Verb; Ejaculating on a group of people while dressed as a clown

“I gave all 4 of those girls the ol’ Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl”

by tommyboy1917 March 31, 2022

Ronan

Ronan will rip your heart to shreds in 1 day of dating trust me

Person: Ronan you are hot

Ronan: lets date

Two days later Ronan: you fucking slut get away

by Lolgoats May 6, 2022

The Ronaldo Effect

this is a phenomenon known to all FIFA 18 players of the world. When playing online on any format (PS4, Xbox, PC), the team playing against Real Madrid seems to have nothing go in their favor. Specifically whenever Ronaldo is near the ball or when he has it. Being the highest rated player in the game, his effect seems to trigger some scripted FIFA 18 response in the opposing team's goalkeeper to have delayed reaction times. This scripting can also be seen when successful tackles render themselves to actually be unsuccessful as Ronaldo receives a deflection that goes perfectly into his path towards goal. Ronaldo also will win nearly every header that he is contesting due to this effect.

The effect itself has many negative health consequences especially for those who are experiencing it on the receiving end. Symptoms include excessive tilting, rage quitting, and sometimes, damage to the console, ones own body, or innocent by-standers around them. According to a recent study, prolonged exposure to the Ronaldo effect actually can lead to a series of mental illnesses. Among these illnesses are CR7 Fanboy disease, Excessive diving syndrome, and Madrid Online Autoselection disorder. Please see a doctor if you see experience the Ronaldo effect in extended periods of time.

Player 1: How did Ronaldo just win this header over two of my defenders who were already in position and then perfectly place this pass to another Madrid player?

Player 2: Clearly, you don't know too much about the Ronaldo Effect

by saazik January 29, 2018