roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roidboi

A fanboi of the Android operating system. Frequents the comments section of articles. Loves open source and Flash. Despises Apple.

From a comment section...

roidboi on
October 8, 2010 7:29pm

I don't understand why Verizon is still begging/salivating to offer the iPhone. With Android already on par with iOS (and clearly the future), Verizon should demand that Steve Jobs pay them for the privilege to getting his little iDevice on their network.

The sun has started descending on planet iPhone and its walled garden, while its sunrise on planet Android.

by dougolicious October 13, 2010

Roid Ass

When you only work our your gluts when under the influence of steroids. Tends to result in constipation from muscle density.

After my Gym session, I have a real case of Roid Ass right now.

by UltimateUniverse March 15, 2017

roadsman

A man who drives for a living usually big rigs and other trucks. The roadsman sleeps at truck stops and eats beef jerky, potato chips, and drinks soda or coffee while on the road. Also the roadsman is know for wearing his novelty hats and having decals on the truck.

Robbie is a great roadsman!

by Mr. Robotron June 27, 2017

roidple

Someone who owns, and uses an Android and an Apple phone at the same time.

Hey did you roidple today?

by Rich Cabrera June 18, 2018

Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

by DAS206 July 19, 2019

rodspam

generally in Minecraft pep games
you spam rods to reset other's sprint so that you get the upperhand and destroy the opponent

Alex:GO AWAY RODSPAMMER! STOP RODSPAMMING
Steve: gg git gud

by MegaSparkie May 16, 2020