Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.

James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.

by benjamin g October 15, 2008

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the point of no return

-When drinking beverages of an alcoholic nature, when a certain number drink (ie. beer #12) puts you "over the edge"
-Passing the point of no return will usually result in loss of memory, speech, and motor skills.

Friend: Dude, drink that beer you'll be passed the point of no return, dont expect me too carry your drunk ass around all night
Friend 2: (incoherent babble) (chugs beer)

by metrosexualbastard1 August 26, 2006

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backdoor ball return

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wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

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Land of No Return

If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.

Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.

by Anata May 31, 2007

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