metrosexual

A man who spends too much time on his appearance. Spends time perfecting everything about the way they looks. Resembles a homosexual isn obvous ways of preparing themselves and presenting thier atire.

Leo Dicaprio is a metrosexual.

by ms. moo moo December 25, 2003

retardsexual

When you can see any retarded being in the world and be attracted to it

I think Doug over there is retardsexual, he can't get the retard out of his head!

by nzaos September 6, 2020

Metrosexual

A vodka martini away from being gay.

Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.

by Surfer Dude April 19, 2006

metrosexual

If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...

Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.

by eliotno3 June 28, 2010

rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality

1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.

by David December 31, 2004

metrosexual

simply a male who is socially gay but straight in the bedroom.

> gino got his nails done and went tanning today

- i think he is gay , i don't know any straight guys who carry a purse around

> actually hes metrosexual and his girlfriend is a hottie
girls love metros

by kareemo February 16, 2006

metrosexual

1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay.
2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows
3. Loves to tan naked with other men
4. Loves steamrooms with naked men
5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before
6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"

"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."

by Big massive chode July 2, 2007