Halm Hound Rejection

When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.

John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?

Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.

John: Halm Hound Rejection?

Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...

by Mr. Betes July 5, 2012

rejected

when the most profound definitions on urban dictionary get declined by the editors. No longer able to freely express yourself and your knowledge.

this definition will surely get rejected by the urban dictionary editors

by Oeedy November 1, 2018

The All-American Rejects

The most kick ass band ever to exist. They make life worth living.

I can't believe I get to go see the All-American Rejects on August 19th at the Rave!!!! It's gonna kick ass

by Coley August 9, 2005

retention

In general, from the Latin, it means "holding back" The word is used in Medicine for constipation, an impaction of the large intestine by feces. It also refers to the closure of the bladder resulting in an awful bursting pain, because not a drop of urine will come out. That can happen by taking in too many liquids, ignoring the need to piss for hours, and having the full bladder rest on the urethra thus closing it down or having an enlarged prostate pressing on the same tube that empties the bladder. Many drugs, such as cough syrup and some antidepressants, cause temporary retention. Recreational drugs such as ecstasy, morphine, codeine and heroin and methadone may close down the bladder, sometimes for 24 hours. Surgery near the bladder area may upset the local nerves and may lead to retention of urine for 24 to 48 hours or more.

One of my friends took a lot of ecstasy at at a party. After about 5 hours he had a terrible need to empty his bursting bladder. He couldn't pass any pee, not a drop. That went on for 18 hours until he could urinate. That retention led him to give up drugs. Last year I had a hernia operation. After I came to, a beautiful nurse palpated my bladder area and found I had retention of urine. I hadn't gone for about 10 hours. I said I'll go to the toilet. Nothing would come out. I was glad when she held my penis, catheterized me, and emptied out about a quart of piss. Retention of urine is no fun not even when a good looking nurse opened me up.

by Ivy League 82 October 14, 2009

Soccer Reject

A kid who plays soccer from a young age, then quits at around 12 or 13 because he finally realizes that he cannot play as well as most other people in his league.

Wow I thought that guy was good at soccer, because he played for like 6 years, but I guess he's just a soccer reject.

by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009

rejectified

How I feel every time my definition is << CANCELLED >> before even reviewed by UD editors. I must say, it's mad agony and 'disdress'.

Dejected, put down, not accepted, excluded ... REJECTED, that's it.
Yet the trauma left me in shock -- electrocuted, no electrifried.

"I was so devastatingly REJECTIFIED that my doctor prescribed me Klonopin and Celebrex."

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

anal retention

Anal retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can't get to the toilet.

Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray

by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 5, 2010