remote

Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch

Clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people

by claustrophobic chicken December 10, 2004

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

remaley

Ram it all the way

taken it the hard way

he remaleyed it in to her

by wouldnt you like to know.... June 21, 2008

Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population

"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"

by Dhr25 April 22, 2013

The Remote Controls the Robot

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:

-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011

remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

Remote-remote

When you find/leave a TV remote in a remote area.

That thing was a remote-remote. I couldn't find it anywhere!

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010