reava

The sweetest GEM on earth. Precious,stoned ,crazy.. Reava

Damn,if you don't know Reava,you should!

by RAMIT September 5, 2016

Reevy

A person whose life revolves around all things ranch

Hey Reevy let me get some more ranch!!

by J.B.510 June 8, 2020

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

Creamy Reamy

When a guy cums on a girls butthole then gives her a rim job.
Is also the nickname of my moms lameass dog.

"Then he gave me the best creamy reamy of my life"
"....she so nasty she wanted me to give her a creamy reamy"
"Damn Creamy Reamy pee'd in my house again!"

by ChellyGham October 20, 2018

i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022