raritan

A school where the classes are too hot and the thots are not. lobby kids smoke pot out in the trees next to the busses and get away with it. Where special ed kids are smarter than 90% of everybody else. Going to vocational is the only way to eat a good lunch and the Doobie squad white trash kids go to vets to pop their parents high blood pressure medication. Football kids be buggin have about as much air in their heads as the footballs. The freshman are near midgets and the girls are obese or doused in so much perfume they smell like Keansburg kids. filthy trash chicks with too much makeup get penetrated in the std bathroom at vets park or get up by old mexican men in the parking lot.

Raritan is so terrible, they make middletown look smart.

by cuntpunch69 May 5, 2015

Raritan Valley

Raritan Valley is a section in west Hazlet that is situated between Holmdel and Aberdeen. Cut off from the rest of town by the Garden State Parkway, Raritan Valley is an anomaly in that its residents develop their own sense of self. Although overall not as tough as West Keansburg, Raritan Valley is home to some of the toughest guys in Hazlet despite being an upper-middle class neighborhood. Raritan Valley has its own parkway exit (117 A), and home to several urban legends of Hazlet, including a cracked out dysfunctional family, a tribe from Kenya, and a wealthy investor, all of which live on the same block

Hazlet kid 1: let's go to Raritan Valley
Hazlet kid 2: No that's like in another county

West Keansburg thinks its so tough because its cut off by a highway, but those Raritan Valley people are cut off by the Mother-f*ckin Garden State Parkway.

Its safe to play basketball at Raritan Valley School until 6 pm. After that, the cops start harassing you

by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

Rara

1. The most beautiful and amazing girl ever.
2. Extremely sweet and kind and just so LOVABLE. Everyone wishes to be with this girl.
3. To be caught by a truly wonderfully amazing women.
4. Someone you will do everything and anything to make happy and keep a smile on her face.

Rara, I LOVE YOU. (need I say more)

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

rark up

v. In antipodean slang: to confront, oppose, reprimand or provoke, especially by using emotive language.
n. Such confrontation or provocation.

"I was with your Mum last night!"
"I'll tell YOU about my Mum!!"
"Leave it man; he's just rarking you up."

"If they don't fall into line I'll have to give them a bit of a rark up."

by Katherine Rushworh July 31, 2006

rarr

An exclamation used to express (often carnal) desire for, or approval of, something; usually used in regard to an attractive person.
May be accompanied by a hand motion resembling a claw, like that of a jungle cat.

Girl #1: Look at that waiter!
Girl #2: Rarr....

by honolua January 15, 2006

rarsday

Rarsday (n.) The day of the week that lies between Wednesday and Friday. In scheduling abbreviations, the days of the week are often indicated as "M T W R F." The day between Wednesday and Friday, therefore, is often referred to as Rarsday.

Referring to this day as Rarsday instead of it's traditional moniker, Thursday, generally indicates drinking, tomfoolery, shenanigans, merriment, and other bits of debauchery.

I just woke up next to three hookers in a pool of my own vomit with coke scattered all over myself and a new dick piercing that I have no clue how I got. That was one hell of a Rarsday.

by rhinestone bandit April 3, 2011

Rare

Something that is almost impossible to get or find. Top 5 levels of rarity

Lvl 1. Able to hear flutes when they play in band
Lvl 2. Finding someone cussing on somebody's Minecraft Christian Server
Lvl 3. Morning people
Lvl 4. Finding gold
Lvl 5. FINDING A WORKING MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINE

Sam: Did you hear the ice cream machine at McDonald's is working?

*Song in the first time in forever plays in the background

Me: That's RARE

by ShadyFlute November 5, 2019