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Joe and Jamie reboot

The reboot version of Joe & Jamie is still like the original version, just more pretentious & with more virtue signaling. They are still your typical "Self-proclaimed" power couple, but have come up in the world a little more. They might be a couple who now owns a home instead of renting. And now thinks their shit doesn't stink. They try an act like celebrities, & may expect you to refer to them as Jomie, instead of Joe & Jamie. They're the type of couple that'll let their dog chew your shoes up, then say oops, it is what it is.

Although the Jamie's are more pure evil, it's the Joe's you really have to worry about. Because the Joe's will wait til you're on your deathbed in the hospital, & instead of comforting you, they'll say something like, you shouldn't of ate that skittle from that strippers ass. Sometimes a Joe will refer to himself as a King, but really everyone knows him as just a plain ass Average Joe.
"I went to a Joe and Jamie reboot house party one time, & instantly was forced into working for them."

"Went to a movie with a Joe & Jamie reboot once. I will never make that mistake again. The Joe kept shitting his pants all night, & the Jamie kept rating the farts."

"If you ever meet a Joe and Jamie reboot, just run..."

Me: Ahh man, your dog chewed up my shoes!!
Joe: Haha, sucks to be you!!
Jamie: Oops, It is what it is
by Krewtonic August 6, 2020
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sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.
Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!
by jmw87 October 20, 2010
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Rebooblican

One who subscribes to the idiocies of the Republican party, i.e., the politics of isolation and division.

One who admires Republican boobs such as George W. Bush.
Anyone who likes that booby Bush is a Rebooblican!
by jlh719 October 5, 2006
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rebootyable

The pleasant knowledge that someone you've slept with before, is likely to sleep with you again, as apposed to a one nighter.
Rebooty can be preceded by a booty call or even booty-mail.
Was such a babe, totally rebootyable.
by Tommax April 4, 2009
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ragebooking

The act of venting about your personal frustrations in your status on Facebook. This is typically done as if you were talking directly the (usually a person) subject of said frustration, when in fact you are talking to every single one of your friends on Facebook. It's usually a good idea to be as vague as possible as to who you are talking about while doing this, as it causes people to wonder if you are mad at them personally. This increases interest and the possibility that someone will leave a comment along the lines of "Who, me?" or "Who/what are you talking about?" on your page, giving you the delusion that people give a shit. This can then be replied to with either telling them straight out or the classic "They know who they are...". Interestingly enough, most ragebooking is done by people who aren't even Facebook friends with the person they are telling off, leaving the victim unaware of the fact that they have been ragebooked. Statistically speaking, ragebooking is absolutely one-hundred percent unproductive and never helps things at all.
I hope you die a horrible death!
Who, me?
No, they know who they are.
Then no one gives a shit. Stop ragebooking.
by ArkaneFlux June 30, 2010
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Rebooting

Term used by reddit users on r/noFap, r/pornfree and other related subreddits and websites to describe the act masturbation-abstinence of online pornography for a set amount of days in hopes of creating a better and healthier lifestyle.
“I currently have the goal of rebooting and am on my 7 day streak
by —Polaris August 22, 2018
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Ranboo

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