Roach flute

A crack pipe.

Hey did you see that crack smoking on that roach flute.

by Bug dude 1 May 31, 2017

Roach ass hoe

A Hoe That's Living With No Purpose That's ALWAYS ASKING FOR SHIT That's Broke With No Car Always Riding With They Home Girls Or Walking That's FUCKING ANY NIGGA THAT'S GETTING MONEY

Look At That Roach Ass Hoe Everybody Than Popped THAT PUSSY '' Hunk Tha Horn In Keep Going bihh '' Aaaaskrt EAT MY DICK

by lildez March 21, 2019

roach killers

n 1: western-style boots characterized by very pointy toes. Named so because this style footwear may only be appropriate, albeit most effective, for killing cornered roaches. Commonly accentuated by metal covering and worn by lovers of garish cowboy couture.

"Check out that jackass with the roach killers and assless jeans. Holy Shit, that's Sean Borja!"

by Sean Borja - Graphic Designer and Local Zero July 7, 2006

Roach Motel

A hotel near the beach that's just cheap enough for those seniors on senior week who rebel against being cool and wasting money on an expensive hotel. The room is usually covered in blood stains and pubes that both range from 1963 to the present day. The beds are crawling with roaches hence the name "roach motel".

"Dude I only have 100 bucks for senior week."

"It's okay Todd we can stay at a roach motel and bring the babes back there when they're drunk!"

by The Sexanator March 16, 2009

Roach Clip

A metal device used for holding a blunt when it gets too small to hold with fingers.

Damn man , pass me the roach clip. This blunt is getting too small.

by ErickaPickLeJuicee May 17, 2010

Roach Revenge

i.e. When one attempts to kill a roach and fails.

After this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks "oh well..." and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.

A few moments later, you're chillaxin' and it's business as usual. Then, like a freakish bat out of hell, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your ass and jumps ALL UP on YOU! and crawls ALL over your SHIT! and your just RUNNIN' AROUND whilst SMACKING yourself in an attempt to KNOCK it off! AND ALL HELLFIRE BREAKS LOOSE AND HOLY FUCK!!!

Marty: (Stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) ... Bastard got away.
Michael: Don't kill roaches.
Marty: Why, cuz they'll come back to get me... (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
Micheal: (Moments later) Roach revenge mofos! ON YOUR SIX MATAY!
Marty: (Frantic as the roach climbs his leg) Huh... Shitfire! Get it off me! HUAAHHHHH!
Micheal: What'd fuck I tell you?
Marty: Shut up.

by Marty "Houston" Valentino Sh. October 8, 2006

Roach Motel

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.

-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.

by Teve Torbes March 13, 2008