Crapper Quarantine 

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

Crapper Quarantine by Minuccp December 15, 2012

The Quarantine Time Paradox 

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

The Quarantine Time Paradox by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

anti-quarantine 

a person who is protesting against stay-at-home orders by the government

That anti-quarantine activist will get Covid-19 because he is minimizing the confirmed infections in his neighborhood.

anti-quarantine by timlight April 23, 2020

Little quarantine

A little quarantine is someone who became your boo over quarantine. With free time you and this person started texting and started a relationship.

Would you be my little quarantine?

Little quarantine by Rileygracie12 May 24, 2020

hotel quarantine 

Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")

A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.

Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"

hotel quarantine by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020

Planetary Quarantine 

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.

Planetary Quarantine by Sickomonster July 14, 2021

weerkin' the quarantine 

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

weerkin' the quarantine by YAWA April 14, 2020