I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.
I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.
I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.
I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.
I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.
by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

by get ur bread up March 22, 2020

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.
Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.
by Power476 January 20, 2021

When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.
by DrShan February 15, 2022

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.
by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

One who quenches the thirst of a quarantined human in need of sexual stimulation through virtual means.
by Steenaweena March 31, 2020

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021
