Prolaptic Apocalypse

1) The end of all asses

2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light

3) The book of painal revelations

4) Ron Goodwin's love life

After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia

by Satan's Demonic Hectopenis May 17, 2010

bromantic

Something that allows for slight homosexuality between good bros. Such as bro-spooning, dinner and a movie, or heavy bro play fighting.

Bro 1: "I had a great time last night, man. It was really bromantic."
Bro 2: "Me too bro, I enjoy spending time with you, no homo."

by broliver April 28, 2015

Romantic comedy

Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.

Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.

by Not Zane September 28, 2004

Romantic Dinner

Eating someone out (i.e. oral sex)

Hey I totally gave that girl a romantic dinner last night

Man I'd hate to give her a romantic dinner... I hear her pussy stank

by JeffSiddons April 29, 2009

romanticle

A date with two people that is extremely romantic

Are you going to go on a romanticle date?

by Itsstuckinmyhead November 1, 2015

Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Romanticliness

Possessing the quality of being romantic. Romantic in nature.

"I was super off-put by the Romanticliness of his gift."

"Giving diversionary gifts is more likely to be viewed as an act of friendliness rahter than an act of romanticliness."

"Penudom, God of the Penpal Realm and Lord of all those who communicate via that US Postal Service, does not appreciate the romanticliness of your letters. You can expect to be sent to Pen-hell shortly."

by I wonder who it could be??? August 2, 2018