Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. What I am doing right now

Procrastinating: I'll put an example later

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 11, 2020

Procrastinating

When your sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song and you're a week behind on chemistry.

My boyfriend: Are you procrastinating?
Me: aaa aa aa aa ee ee ee ee ii i iii ii oo oo oo o uu uu uuu uu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.

You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by means of masturbation

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

by Wanana March 24, 2022