Preemptive Strike

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011

pregmatic

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.

Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!

Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.

by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014

preemies

One, or a group of almost or barely teenage girls.

The girls at the Avril Lavigne concert were all preemies.

by Ryan Dyck February 2, 2006

Preem

Preem means something sweet. Shortened version of preemo.

"Fuck yea, that's preem!"
"I'm gettin' wasted tonight, it's gonna be preem!"

by Magzzz July 26, 2006

Prem

Prem is a term derived from 'premature', meaning undeveloped. It is used to describe teenage boys that have not yet hit puberty, i.e they are short and beardless with an unbroken voice, this deems them unattractive. 'Prem' can also be used to describe short girls with no boobs, although it is less common being used in this form.

'I would never lipse that boy, he's too prem and ting'

by Cows August 24, 2006

Preemptive

An adjective describing any unquestionably stupid action.

The U.S. invasion of Iraq was preemptive.

I thought it was preemptive when Jordan lost his passport in the Moscow airport.

by E.F. April 7, 2007

Prem

To stimulate one's genitals while using the other free hand to rub one's turban pretending it's a hairy boob and fingering one's ear pretending it's a vagina.

Dude i think i'm not so depressed i'll die a virgin anymore. Having prem sessions is way better.

by pukiiiiii December 27, 2010