Praying for rain

Hoping recent events will lead to the collapse of civilization.

Stock market corrects by 9.62% on the nasdac? I'm praying for rain

Blackrock bought 50% more homes this year? I'm praying for rain

10 more countries joined BRICS? I'm praying for rain

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

by Cerebrex January 5, 2024

Pay to Pray

methodology of any Evangelical church

politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2023

Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused

Example 1:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?

Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?

Example 2:

Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas

Kid 3: Huh? Who?

by Luvrophie September 29, 2022

praying romatis

Someone who always talks about how they want to be in a relationship, but they always end up going to the bar and slaying unsuspecting hoochies/fuckbois like its their job.

The sequel to "The boy who cried wolf">>> "The girl who became a praying romatis"

As soon as Janice has one drink, her standards go out the window and she turns into a 'praying romatis'. Her relationships never work out.

by TheHandier May 18, 2016

praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018

i‘ll pray for u

that means that u lost the argument and that you’re a dumb bitch

shut up girl
i‘ll pray for u
BOO‘OMMM LOST.

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

spepper pray

To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.

Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.

by QuacksO October 20, 2020