Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)

"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."

by Tuckmeat December 01, 2022

Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.

Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.

by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

gina porter

Beautiful woman who's an amazing dancer and dates Nini Salazar-Roberts.

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 27, 2021

Porter

A professional scammer ... will act like a gentlemen but will feast ur belongings/financials

Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart

by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020