Portered
The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.
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Portered
I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"
Portered by Olio bandito March 4, 2021
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Portered
To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
Portered by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
Portered
Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android
Getting Portered
The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.
Getting Portered by Mick 541 May 10, 2018
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Porterdalian River Rat by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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