Pootenza

A fancy bit of flatulence that resemble a melody, chorus or verse from an existing piece of music, preferably classical but there is no set preference.

I heard the familiar tune and I began to whistle; only to realize it was mearly the sound of her soft pootenza. Bummer

by MrE_9P April 1, 2011

Pooter

An Endearing Nickname For A Person Or Your Favorite Person.

"Hi Pooter, I Missed You."

"Pooter, Can You Do Me A Favor ...?"

by QueenJayy October 13, 2015

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

by Nunya May 13, 2005

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.

Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.

by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007

Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009

pootart

slang for a dumb gay person.

You are a pootart.

by johnnygo April 20, 2004