by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020
Get the Politicianmug. The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019
Get the Internet politicianmug. A person who is a control freak or a crazy psychopath that tries to pass more and more idiotic and dumb laws because they want to get rid of something that they find offensive and want it abolished. These people tend to lack common sense, logic, and haven't done any of the necessary research in order to create any reasonable bill or law, but it gets passed anyways due to the idiodicy of the public that votes these bills in.
Instead of caring about more important matters such as murders, the economy, kidnappings, child abuse, etc., they pass more and more dumb laws restricting or banning things like comic books, manga, anime, books, freedoms of artistic expression, the ownership of exotic pets that are harmless (such as the majority of reptiles and arachnids), TV shows, and other related things just because they don't like it.
They do this by exaggerating and swaying the public opinion using methods such as swaying the public (who are unfortunately very dumb, uninformed and haven't done the research about the things that the politician wants banned as well) using commercials, biased speeches, using the bought and paid for media and many others. They mostly say that they are doing this for the public, when in reality, they are doing it for themselves since control freaks are psychopaths.
Instead of caring about more important matters such as murders, the economy, kidnappings, child abuse, etc., they pass more and more dumb laws restricting or banning things like comic books, manga, anime, books, freedoms of artistic expression, the ownership of exotic pets that are harmless (such as the majority of reptiles and arachnids), TV shows, and other related things just because they don't like it.
They do this by exaggerating and swaying the public opinion using methods such as swaying the public (who are unfortunately very dumb, uninformed and haven't done the research about the things that the politician wants banned as well) using commercials, biased speeches, using the bought and paid for media and many others. They mostly say that they are doing this for the public, when in reality, they are doing it for themselves since control freaks are psychopaths.
Here is a good quote about what a politician in the government is like:
"When it comes to government and law, truth and common sense guarantee absolutely nothing."
"When it comes to government and law, truth and common sense guarantee absolutely nothing."
by Digital Preacher December 26, 2014
Get the Politicianmug. And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Politicians part 2: Breaking Downmug. by Without doubt not a politician April 19, 2018
Get the Politicianmug. Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.
Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
Get the COD politicianmug. If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.
While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.
While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.
by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020
Get the Politiciansmug.