Poland

Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.

Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.

Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.

The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.

Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.

Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.

A traditional Polish Joke:

POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!

POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first

A typical Polish Conversation:

Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.

by stewdog85 June 2, 2011

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Poland SSR

The central european country of Poland under the control of the Soviet Union after World War 2.

The USSR took Poland from Nazi rule and established it as a territiory called Poland SSR.

by ThePolishWoj December 6, 2009

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Poland

It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother

-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiętasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off

by Bruh that's dank mate January 14, 2020

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poland

A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.

I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.

National currency is the potato.

National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.

National language is English oops sorry polish.

Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?

English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?

Poland lady: ummm.

by Jonboy211 December 27, 2007

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Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring

Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!

by Geoff October 10, 2004

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