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Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.
Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.
by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016
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Pokeporn

Porn about the characters but mostly focused on the animals in the popular Japanese show "Pokemon"
"Pokeporn is the best thing that's ever happened to me"

"Colby got grounded for the entire summer for watching Pokeporn!"
by pchambers December 14, 2017
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pokemonth

Verb:

To put a pokemon in the day care for over a month without removing it. Usually due to lazyness of trainer.
Dude 1: "aw dude you got your Abra to level 100??"
Dude 2: "nah man that kid just pokemonthed that shit. lazyass."
by DarthCheez September 30, 2010
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Pokemon

A portmanteau (I believe that's the correct spelling, a combination of two words in one, not dissimilar to a contraction.) of Pocket Monsters. Started by Japanese developer -something- Satoshi from 1990 to its release date six years later. Based off of the small, spherical capsules holding collectable toys. It spawned several side-fanchises like toys, a trading card game, and even an anime

Throughout the five generations, somewhere around 20-22 main-series titles have been released, as well as extras like the Myster Dungeon and Pinball games. This started with Red and Green, and is leading now with Black 2 and White 2.

Unsurprsingly, many people here are butthurt and hold the first two of these Generations, Red (J), Green (J), Red, Blue,Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal as the highest and superior game because they are too ignorant to accept the games that have come around for over a decade. They are known as "Gewunners."
Bob: Bro, I just caught Zekrom in Black 2, you gotta check this shit out!

Joe: Seriously? L0l only gen 1 is good all rest of Pokemon is g4y l0l y0l0 swag.

Bob: Come on, man, why do you gotta be a Genwunner? Just try it out...
by SovietBear December 26, 2012
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Pokemon fuck

A Pokemon fuck is another way of saying for friendcest.
As in 'Gotta catch 'em all'
Inherently to sleep with more than one person in your friendship group, especially to actively try to have them all.
'Mate, i think this weekend is bordering on a pokemon fuck up'
'its ok. everyone does it. its just that nobody talks about it.'
by Roxy Starr February 10, 2006
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Pokemon

These games by far beat any other games that you can think of. They usually have the same basic plot. You start out as a teenager and you choose a name for yourself. Then you meet the Professor that is unique to that one game. There are Prof. Oak(red, blue, yellow versions), Prof. Birch (gold, silver, and crystal versions), and then there's two more but i don't feel like going back to find out their names. I have one friend who I call Aquaman and he plays Pokemon like it's a religion. And he totally kicks ass at it too. I think everyone should try Pokemon at least once, but i'm not saying it's for everyone. So POKEMON4LyFe!!!
If you don't like Pokemon, then you must not have much of a life or whatever that pathetic thing is called.
by Master Zephire April 2, 2009
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pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.
Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.
by hoagly December 25, 2010
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