placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.

by VikaasK September 26, 2008

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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."

by Cracked.com author September 26, 2008

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placemats

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

by StarnetGypsy December 7, 2007

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pavement jam

the act of being smeared across the pavement after a mishap on a personal transportaion device, such as bike skate board or roller blades (could also be use for the sport of free running)

i was proper sending it when i screwed up and found my self to be becoming pavement jam

by Tim bike rider February 9, 2009

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When a person (preferably a woman) sits in a car or truck bench seat between two men (simultaneously). She then takes a penis in each hand and jerks off each man. The up and down motion emulates a downhill skier as her hands go up and down.

Marcie was doing some Pavement Skiing on the long ride to the concert. It made for a very happy ride.

by knuckledragga March 26, 2010

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policement

Troll-like in expression, the policement surf the internet for those who dare to break imaginary internet rules, attacking them with every explative in existance.

i am an old enough user of reddit to remember mrOhHai, who was one of the first post policements.

by Siliconlife November 15, 2013

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