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Pittsboro

A redneck town in the middle of nowhere.
Common pastimes include drinking beer and shooting things.
The most exciting event in their history was that they built a McDonalds.
At the high school, everyone is higher than their grades.
The mayor and the high school principal are d-bags.
On the plus side, if you're over 85, you have a wide variety of clothing stores to choose from!
And if you're in the KKK, you'll make tons of friends!
John: Hey, you want to go to Pittsboro?
Zack: No!
John: But doesn't your dying mother live there?
Zack: Still! I'm not THAT masochistic!
John: True... So you still on for hacking off our own legs with a butter knife on Tuesday?
Zack: Of course!
by I do enjoy pastries. December 31, 2011
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Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.
Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!
by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008
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Pittsburgh Three-Way

A menage a' trois (threesome) with an African-American female and an Asian female. Named after the Wiz Khalifa song "Black and Yellow" which was created in honor of three Pittsburgh, PA professional sports teams (the Penguins of hockey, the Pirates of baseball, and the Steelers of football).
Dude, I totally scored a Pittsburgh Three-Way with Ciara and Mai-lee last night! It was legendary!
by dmichaeltaylor November 13, 2011
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pittsburg ks

Small college town filled with an abundance of meth heads, bad decisions, and life long regrets. Pittsburg is a city in Crawford County, Kansas, United States, located in Southeast Kansas near the Missouri state border. It is the most populous city in Crawford County and southeast Kansas. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 20,233.
Pittsburg ks a college town where there are more drop outs than there are graduates.
by Crashley23 June 26, 2018
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pittsburgh plow

After shooting a wad on the face of a woman laying on her back this is the motion of rubbing the scrotum and ass back and forth across her chin and face.
To let Mary know the relationship was over John finished his business and proceeded to give her a Pittsburgh plow.
by Shitbrick April 19, 2005
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pittsburgh steelers

Steelers fans do not bandwagon. They have loyalty to their favorite franchise. We went 15-1 this year and I will be a fan if they go 1-15 next year. Steelers fans go to work from their factories or wherever they work in Western PA and like to come home, drink a beer and watch the Stillers. The only real haters should be the Cowboys fans, who are just sour over the 70's dominance. Everybody else has no good reason and have no knowledge of the legendary franchise.
The Steelers are 4/5 in their SuperBowl appearances and are the greatest NFL dynasty ever.
by Kadafi February 2, 2005
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Pittsburgh Powerwash

When being blown, grab your terrible towel right before you cum, then cum into the terrible towel and wipe it in your partners face.
I was in my man cave watching the steelers game as my girlfriend was blowing me and right before I came I grabbed my terrible towel and Pittsburgh Powerwashed her.
by Patrick chaos Bateman September 19, 2011
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