shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

Pistol Bitch

Someone who mercilesslt caps anyone from across a mutilplayer map on HALO, doing so without warning and without provocation.

Chances are that you know them, and chances are thay you hate them.

Shit fuck, who just pistol bitched me?

Whos the pistol bitch?

by Cole March 8, 2004

meat piston

penis (when engaged in intercourse)

I was banging my meat piston in and out of her ass all night.

by big-k-special December 1, 2009

Piston Slap

In a internal combustion engine when the cylinder is oversized and the piston will rock side to side producing a knocking sound.

Chad's car has really bad pistion slap

by Nobis July 29, 2003

love piston

Penis

I have a love piston.

by sophieflexx June 8, 2016

The Pistol

Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.

T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.

by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009

South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015