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penicillin money

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.
Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2011
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Peice of Crap

1. A brown substance that comes out of ones bottom.

2. Anything George W. Bush related
by MastaNateDogg August 28, 2004
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brown pelican

a dip of poo, to place feces in the mouth in the same place as a tobacco dip and to use it as such
Tobacco is not allowed in our school so I decided to use a brown pelican.
by Bagarbage Bill November 12, 2004
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Penicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.
If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?
by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008
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diving pelican

Must take place on a beach or surface where sand is present. The female is being fornicated doggy style when the male reaches up and pulls out her arms resulting in a face first impact on the sandy surface.
"Dude, I just diving pelicaned that ho so hard she lost three teeth."
by PelicanMaster January 13, 2008
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tempur-pedic

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples
I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!
by John Doe January 22, 2004
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Pelican tsunami

When you grab your penis and smack it on your stomach repeatedly up and down at your friends
by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010
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