Bros per Minute

(n.) Bros per minute or BPM is a very efficient way of measuring the intensity of an argument. As one can tell, it is the amount of uses of the word bro for every minute of an argument. 1-2 BPM shows that an argument may be starting. 3-4 BPM shows that an argument has already started, while 5+ BPM is a intense argument.

Job: "Hey, bro"
Dane: "What did you say bro?"
J: "You heard me, bro!"
D: "Bro! Shut up, bro! You best not be starting something, bro!"

Bystander: "Man that is an intense argument... The Bros Per Minute will soon be over 9000!!"

by Derp and Neele November 20, 2013

gayness per se

violations of heterosexual law

For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:

1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man

Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se

Jeffrey, under the false assumption that gayness must be intended, did not think he was gay after accidentally bumping into a naked old man in the locker room. Jeffrey is guilty of gayness per se.

Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.

by Franky Bananas February 3, 2009

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This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

CPL (- Cost per load)

The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.

Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless

by johnny88 December 14, 2006

pay-per-view

A beatdown, esp. a severe one.

Don't make me go to phase 2 and do, another pay-per-view to yo crew --Redman

by JoseGrosvenor September 15, 2011

as per my understanding

this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.

commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.

Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.

by jonzim December 17, 2008

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019