pedantics

Noun (malapropism): Pedantic semantics

I do not care for your pedantics, Annie. I will use my words how I choose.

by Tastiest Avenger September 11, 2023

pedatitus

A disease commonly found in the players of games like Genshin impact. Essentially liking children.
The only cure is being sent into rehab or stop playing the game entirely.

Person 1: oh hey dude, you see the new character in Genshin impact, she’s called qiqi, and she’s so hot.
Person 2: dude… isn’t she like 8… and dead?
Person 1: yeah but she’s dead, so she’s like 100 years old
Person 2: dude you need to get help, or quit. I heard about this, it’s called pedatitus, very bad man

by Greenland lover September 22, 2023

Medal Pedaler

One who BMXes, they come to the skate park and mess up all the ramps with their pegs...

They are the worst snakers..

Me: That Medal Pedaler totally messed up the minispine!

Him: Damn! That was the last good ramp.

by KitRictor June 9, 2008

Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.

75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"

by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008

Chinese gas pedal

When a blind person gives you a handjob

Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal

by BigSauceDad420 December 1, 2019

the bunnyconnellan pedal

The brake pedal in a car

He was slow on that rally stage today due to over use of the bunnyconnellan pedal

by OneBall.MK September 13, 2022

PEAF

PEAF is a reference to something that has a warm, milky, moist, and sticky nature. It originated from Milkweed, but can mean anything sticky.

Regular Definition:
Damn, that's a whole lotta PEAF that you're putting in your coffee. Careful with the PEAF, too much is bad for you.
I PEAFed on the Towel and Passed out...

by Chris February 21, 2003