Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

by tacosaf April 9, 2015

Payton

An amazingly stunning person with a personality that will make you melt. She often has a smile that you would die for and a laugh that brightens the day! She is beautiful inside and out and deserves the world.

“Everyone should strive to be a Payton.”

by *Payton* June 19, 2018

Payton

Payton is an amazing athlete and loves ice sports. She is friends with everyone and thinks most girls are drama queens. She's very clumsy and alwaus has a smile on her face, as nice as she is she's not the best with secrets.

Guy1:Dude did you see that amazing save he made!
Guy2: bro that's payton, she's a girl
Guy1: you're kidding right
Guy2: no she's my sister's best friend

by Paytonamazegirl July 24, 2018

Payton

an akward,overthinker with a imagination

she is a payton.

by pay-t-on January 19, 2021

Pardon My Back

what u say when your back is turned to someone while talking to them for whatever reason. proper etiquette

paco: aye wassup jay i aint seen you in a minute.
jay: wassup pac, pardon my back im doing something

james: yo jamal, don't tell me you forgot about me
jamal: who you, i don't think i know you but pardon my back homie im kinda busy

by getyabreadup January 22, 2014

Padon

Some one who has a strange and inexplicable affection for furry rodents, specifically squirrels

That padon fucked that squirrel right now!

by Fawl May 29, 2009

Pardon my fag

A phrase used to apologize for gayness exhibited in the presence of heterosexual individuals.

I would definitely take that from behind! Oh, sorry about that one guys I got a little carried away; pardon my fag.

by Tiberius Grubgadus June 22, 2010