pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

Pasty Biscuit

The best of the best of the white girls.

“Damn, look at that fine looking pasty biscuit”

by T6ylynn April 11, 2022

pasty pilgrim

(n) An individual lacking in color or pigment, a.k.a a white muthafucka

Ay yo Jermoe, I straight up robbed this pasty pilgrim for his benz and he cried like a bitch! Dumb crackah!

by sexy and seductive January 20, 2007

pasty niger

a white guy who wishes and dreams to be black or acts black so he puts this as his xbox gamer tag.

man he is one pasty niger

by mvassos June 19, 2011

Pasty Bastard

one who is uneven in complexion and isnt associated with anything hip

Gary Greco also look up freaking mega noob

by temi November 3, 2004

dead pasty

When something like an animal or food has been flattened on the road by a car or truck.

look at that dead pasty on the floor!!!

by Kraigy J May 14, 2008

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014