pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being

"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"

by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015

pasty pilgrim

(n) An individual lacking in color or pigment, a.k.a a white muthafucka

Ay yo Jermoe, I straight up robbed this pasty pilgrim for his benz and he cried like a bitch! Dumb crackah!

by sexy and seductive January 20, 2007

pasty niger

a white guy who wishes and dreams to be black or acts black so he puts this as his xbox gamer tag.

man he is one pasty niger

by mvassos June 19, 2011

Pasty Bastard

one who is uneven in complexion and isnt associated with anything hip

Gary Greco also look up freaking mega noob

by temi November 3, 2004

dead pasty

When something like an animal or food has been flattened on the road by a car or truck.

look at that dead pasty on the floor!!!

by Kraigy J May 14, 2008

pasty honeybun

The most bad ass that no only Chuck Norris can define.

What a bad ass Pasty Honeybuns

by Pasty Honeybuns February 6, 2015