pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

Pocket Parrot

Pirate for cell phone

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"

by gbtj October 25, 2009

Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.

"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."

by Luke oTO February 5, 2008

cunty parrot

A person who is such a cunt and repeats everything you say ...

Or a person who squawks what what what when they don't hear what is repeatedly said to them

Omg she is such a cunty parrot

, or I cannot stand that cunty parrot

by smellbert February 4, 2017

Puking Parrot

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"

Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017

Fast Parrot

It is a discord emoji from the official minecraft server. Many people use this emoji without any context.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blue:- I'm warning y'all, don't count on him
Blue's cousin:- Fast Parrot

by Intepog May 17, 2021

Google parrot

A person who resites passages from Google in a condisending way.

Dave and his condisending tone always spreading Google knowledge like a jabbering parrot from his cage. He's such a Google parrot.

by $1400 January 16, 2022