Petter paned

When ones nuts or PETTER gets hit with a pot or PAN.

Dude that guy just got Petter paned.

by Red october 666 December 14, 2009

Jam packed dream

A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!

Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!

by Wibbly Woo January 2, 2019

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.

"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".

by chalkoneupforlawschool October 19, 2011

parked car conversations

Sex in the back seat of a car.

Let’s have a parked car conversations somewhere dark?

by Dawninheels December 10, 2017

fudge packed dooky shoot

a rectum filled with feces

My boss is always mean to me...what a fudge packed dooky shoot!

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.

"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

by Juicer June 14, 2006