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pallant

British man with a huge nose so big that his work colleagues often feel the need to bully him constantly.
My god, your nose is huge... You Pallant!
by DSA Staff August 20, 2007
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Pallared

A teacher who is normally a panzy, with glasses, who has a wife/husband they meet in high school in a small farmtown usually in Michigan.
"Im doing my work Mr. Swoish stop being such a pallared."
by bobdomalima February 4, 2010
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pallas

A shite hole of a school filled with wannabe knackers and townies. School is a literal farm and is a complete doss
Oh you go to “pallas”, unlucky
by rman September 1, 2019
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Pallida

A dirty hoe who uses people to get her way without getting her hands dirty
by Susan Freemason May 1, 2006
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pallid

Uninspiring, a bit off
We lost the match against north cape - my game was a tad pallid
by inthebubble September 24, 2016
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Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
by mids99 July 10, 2010
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clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
by Skott October 11, 2004
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