Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.

"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"

by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.

After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting

by beyond me January 25, 2011

ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.

1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.

by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017

The Painting

When you ejaculate on her stomach, whilst making a picture.

Oi lads last night I did the painting to ur wan

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Chinese finger painting

Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.

Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.

by DirtyWank911 July 12, 2017

taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).

Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.

by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006