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clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
by Skott October 11, 2004
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pageturner

A vagina that maintains a level of moistness that is ideal for wetting your finger in order to turn the page of a book.
1. If you're reading in bed just fondle her pageturner if you're having trouble turning pages.

2. She's always ready for action because she has a nice pageturner.
by Carniverous January 10, 2012
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Sticky Piglet

A sexual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. Her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. After drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the ass while she squeals little muffled squeals of joy, or pain... it matters not.
Dave ma blud, you iz not gunna believe the Sticky Piglet I did last night! She squealed so loud my neighbours called the fuzz.
by pigrussler November 14, 2011
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paget

a universal and flexible term to describe something lame. the word derives from the phrase daniel paget meaning small, pale, ginger and bearing a hairy mole
eg you dirty paget
eg paget loves bryn
by tig-cosh August 30, 2008
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Pallet Grinding

The annoying habit of speaking from deep in the back of the throat thus creating a sort of gravely tone. Most easily noticeable when done by women as it lowers the tone of their voice as well.
Tim "Jenny is a pallet grinder, it drives me crazy!"

Scott "Oh I hate pallet grinding, why don't they just speak forward."


"Will Smith pallet grinds a lot in I am Legend."
by Timothy of Washinton January 13, 2009
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Paklette

She gave birth to a little paklette!
by Daryl AKA Mr Daryl December 8, 2010
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pagetwentythrree

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by secretduvall October 31, 2011
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