When you date a Latina, she will undoubtedly have at least 2 kids, as they are the most fertile women on the planet! Orthewise known as the LP!
by TooHottie December 28, 2015
by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018
A woman that has what the onlooker deems is the optimum combination of physical attributes (i.e., she is perfect).
Originally from the movie Real Men, the good package was one of two gifts available to be given to mankind by aliens.
Originally from the movie Real Men, the good package was one of two gifts available to be given to mankind by aliens.
by MrVassal August 15, 2013
Refers to a trim package on a car IE; Gold Chain Link License Plate Holder, Gold instead of Chrome trim, Fur on Dashboard or rear window board , Dice from the Rearview Mirror , Little Bobble Head Dogs in Rear Window,Side Air Intake Vents where none actually exist, Gound Effect lights or cowlings Etc.
by MadPatter10 December 15, 2010
When the male opens up the females anus and puts his testicles in and restricts the seamen from coming out of the penis. Then the male continues to have sex with the female in the vagina.
by Beardy Bro October 08, 2010
Anything legitimately obtained for free that one would normally have to pay money for.
Not to be confused with the five finger discount.
Originated by attendees of E3, where the elusive "Package 5" is given out for free to "qualifying members of the gaming industry" through some arcane and secretive decision-making process by the E3 registration staff. Ordinary proles must pay several hundred dollars for the privilege of attending E3, but many apply for Package Five in the hopes that the gaming gods will smile upon them that day and grant them entrance without sacrificing their first-born.
Not to be confused with the five finger discount.
Originated by attendees of E3, where the elusive "Package 5" is given out for free to "qualifying members of the gaming industry" through some arcane and secretive decision-making process by the E3 registration staff. Ordinary proles must pay several hundred dollars for the privilege of attending E3, but many apply for Package Five in the hopes that the gaming gods will smile upon them that day and grant them entrance without sacrificing their first-born.
"Hey, that's a nice phone. I got the same one for $150."
"You paid for it? I got a friend at a celphone company that got me a package five deal for it."
"You paid for it? I got a friend at a celphone company that got me a package five deal for it."
by toma levine March 12, 2004
when having butt sex on a chair, your right hand is finguring the girl, your left hand is graspin her left boob, and you are making-out with the girl.
by Angus Player April 12, 2010