i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017

Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

kinky promise

instead of clasping the two pinky fingers to signify a bond, the same bond is represented by the insertion of penis into vagina, and held for three seconds while maintaining eye contact. Then a kinky promise is completed.

Amelias pinky finger was broken, so we went to the bedroom and made a kinky promise.

by Steven71 April 20, 2011

Party Promise

Something you say at a party that you have no intention of keeping, especially if you will probably never see the person again. Similar to a "little white lie."

"I promise I'll pull out in time"

"No, that's no a roofiecolada"

by kyle the ninja April 23, 2005

Hollow Promise

A promise that is made without any intention of being followed through with. Often used just to shut someone up.

The receptionist's claim of Milo before lunch time was nothing more than a hollow promise.

by DisgruntledAccountant November 10, 2009

I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 26, 2013

Pinky Promise

This is a promise made between very close friends and if it isn't kept all hope for furthuring your friednship to the future I LOST DEAD BURIED GONE!
You both lock your little fingers together and say "Pinky Promise", me and a ex did this and we split so erm it proves that its true yeah! because the promise wasn't kept and we don't see each other anymore!

Chris:"I will save you a double lolly!"
Kat: "Pinky Promise?"
Chris: "Pinky Promise!"
*Chris eats a whole bag of Double Lollie's and forgets about Kat, therefore Kat forgets about Chris...COMPLETLEY! lol*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005