Koi Pond

When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)

Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!

by Henry J. Swindlestacks III Esq August 15, 2011

James Pond

To pee back to back, having each other's back and watching out for people coming.

"I have to pee!"
"Let's James Pond it!"

by Volldrauf November 18, 2014

dude pond

Vagina of a whore

I fell into a dude pond last night

by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017

Beaver Pond

The female version of a circle jerk.

You have to have three or more to go to the beaver pond. It’s a group event.

by AIDSAID April 5, 2019

Stock the pond with brown trout

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

by Opus Delicti October 17, 2016

Cross the Pond

A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications

"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"

by Yakkifly October 5, 2019

Detroit Lily Pond

A fecal and urine filled toilet that as shit smeared squares of toilet paper floating on the surface.

Dude, I hate that stadium. Every bathroom if full or Detroit Lily Ponds by the 7th inner stretch.

by Milton Todd April 8, 2022