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Plate Hog

A steroid raging jerk who takes all the 45 pound plates at the gym leaving only 35 and 25 pound plates for everyone else. These tank top wearing, slightly over-weight, ego driven plate hogging jerks typically try to lift 450 pounds (improperly) while breathing heavy and moaning to get the attention of girls who laugh at them. These creatures may or may not be Italian guidos much like those seen on jersey shore.
I wanted to lift today but some plate hog had all the 45 pound plates so I had to wait.

Uh oh, there are a bunch of Italian guidos at the gym today. Plate hog alert!
by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy December 2, 2010
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license plate language

(n)-The type of language used on license plates in which some words may be shortened in order to fit to correctly display the message the owner of the car may be trying to get across.
''WHTSUP''

''FRDAY13''

-Hey, what does that say?

''ILVYOU2''
-What?
''It says I love you two. It's license plate language.''
-Oh
by bamaboy2251 June 27, 2009
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plagerjizm

When someone claims another person's child as their own.
Tyrone often took his nephew to the park and pretended the boy was his, but the women he picked up knew that it was just plagerjizm, they'd never give him the time of day.
by caseybond January 22, 2007
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plaster caster

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.
"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"
by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008
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Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.
Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.
by mcdrunken May 22, 2011
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Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.
1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."
by sphiinx May 28, 2018
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Cleaned her plate

What did you and Mya do last night? "After i got some becky i cleaned her plate.
by redshirt21 October 16, 2009
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