ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

by Mallory December 20, 2004

puckering string

A persons butthole.

The other day i ate taco bell and it felt like my puckering string broke, i shit all over myself

by JR Harryman March 4, 2012

pindering

a creepy and sleazy way to pick up a girl, often underaged, and usually assisted by a roofie.

diamond dan was pindering those twelve year olds at chuck 'e cheese last night.

by aar aaron June 26, 2008

put pocketing

When a person puts something into your pocket. It is the same as reverse pick pocketing. It is done by some advertising agencies to promote their product.

The advertisers are getting more aggressive and cheap with their put pocketing campaigns. At one time they would put a fiver in the pocket with their ads. Now they put tasteless trinkets of negative value.

by mlhiss August 25, 2009

strawberry picking

To play with someone's nipples. Sometimes they may turn red like strawberries. Using your mouth and "tasting" is encouraged, just as one does when actually picking strawberries.

He stayed over last night and I let him do some strawberry picking.

by mmmmmmh April 17, 2016

cotton-picking

A reference to slavery. Used as an adjective.

You must be out of your cotton-picking mind.

by Rob Kelley May 24, 2008

pickling the pine

Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.

also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.

Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)

Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)

or

I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)

or

LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!

or

Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!

by EROK (broken promises) April 23, 2008