Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.
by Nukkin October 03, 2019
PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.
Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*
by InvisibleRevolutionary June 02, 2024
The sex act of having a person spread eagle at the bottom of a staircase, while a another person stands at the top of the stairs then proceeds to dolphin dive and lands into her.
Person one: Have you seen Stacy?
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.
by TheDeadYeti February 06, 2025
When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.
Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"
Ted:"What are you talking about?"
Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."
Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."
Ted:"What are you talking about?"
Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."
Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."
by albinorineo August 09, 2010
The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.
by SuperBAW January 22, 2021