PHD

You’re pussy handling degree! You can handle any pussy, anytime, anywhere!
PHd

Guy: I have my PhD!
Girl: what’s a PhD?
Guy: my pussy handling degree!

Girl: How’d you earn that?

Guy: Not in school, I could tell you that!

by Jujubu November 24, 2017

PHD

Philosopher of Hook and Deception

He thinks because he's has a PHD, he's better than everyone else

by MA Oro December 4, 2023

PHD

Pretty Huge Dick.

Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a PHD: a Pretty Huge Dick

by Plz.Send.Nudes March 8, 2017

PhD

''Philosophiae Doctor'', short form PhD is the most common degree at the highest academic level awarded following a course of study. PhDs are awarded for programs across the whole breadth of academic fields. Because it is an earned research degree, those studying for a PhD are required to produce original research that expands the boundaries of knowledge, normally in the form of a thesis or dissertation, and defend their work against other experts in the field. the PhD doctorate system is mainly used in English speaking countries.

Person 1: What does PhD mean?
Person 2: PhD means Philosophiae Doctor, Doctor of Philosophy.

by Faik November 21, 2021

PhD

PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.

Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*

by InvisibleRevolutionary June 2, 2024

PHD

Post-Hawaii Depression

When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.

Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.

by Upsi555 April 1, 2019

PhD

Pretty Hard Dick

Friend: “Why are you dating him?”
Me: “Oh, he has a PhD.”

by PhDboi June 14, 2018