person-person

An old-but-still-humorous term in a classic "gender-neutral" joke.

In the modern world of female 18-wheeler drivers and "flagger ahead" construction-signs, we can't use "the 'M' word" with regards to our daily paper-media delivery... rather than saying, "We should go look in the mailbox to see if the mailman left us any mail", we need to say instead, "We should to go look in the person-box to see if the person-person left us any person".

by QuacksO March 4, 2019

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

by Spike May 9, 2003

person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016

person face

A phrase used when you are so horribly fucking bad at insulting, you decide to call someone's face a "person".
Don't be a dumbass and get better insults please.

Also, it could be used as a joke with friends, but you don't have any so oh well

Normal person: "Why are you such a cock sucking fucko, dumb whore?"

Dumb whore: "shut up, you Person Face"

Normal person: "Are you fucking high or just utterly retarded?"

Dumb whore: "Both Negger"

by Some FiggerNaggot May 9, 2017

Person 6

nobody ever uses this; don't even try to do this too.

Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 3: hi
Person 1 and 2: WHO INVITED YOU
Person 3: sad
Person 4: HI I EXIST BUT NObODY EVER USES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 1: shut up
*person 2, 3, and 4 stares at Person 1*
Person 1: what
Person 5: hi idiots
Person 6: you guys never talk about me ):

by WHAT IS THSI February 17, 2021

Person 50

never never NEVER USED
person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals

person 1: AMOG US trash
person 2: cringe
person 3:yeah so funni
person 4: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 5: *does ritual
person 50: hello mortals

by therealpotato456 March 26, 2021

Person Standing Across the Street

You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.

And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.

Don't worry, we've all been there.

Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...

by knee deep in essays May 3, 2021