Perkin's Fishing Trip

When you fuck your dog in the ass and then go to your wife/girlfriend and ask for a blow-job.

Jim: So what did you do on the weekend?
Bob: Went on a Perkin's fishing trip with the missus, but she didn't like the taste.

by shoopdawhoop31231 February 26, 2009

Perkin

holdin bac, not doing anything wit the oppisite sex

damn dat female be Perkin

by Amber May 13, 2005

Perkinsons

The state a person falls into when ingesting too much cocaine.

Oh he's at the perkinsons stage he thinks the birds are police helicopters

by 420thechronic May 31, 2016

Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011

Pansy Parkinson

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character in the Harry Potter series and is in Slytherin...Pansy is a fugly slut and thinks that Draco fancies her but he only took her to the yule ball because she was his last resort and he new that she is such an asswipe that she'd say yes.Her parents obviously called her Pansy because the deffinition for Pansy is a wimp or a prat (she is one!)
If I was in the Harry Potter series, I'd be in slytherin,going out with draco,but still be friends with Hermione and me and her would beat Pansy up!!!!!!!!!!

Hayley(me) and Hermione had both cornered Pansy.
Hayley:Fukin go near Draco again bitch,i'll fuck you up!
Pansy Parkinson:I didn't go near him I swear!
Hayley:Draco told me you did!He said you tryed to make out with him you fukin Hoe!
Hermione:I say we beat her up now!!
Hayley:Yeah!

by Hayley (Draco's sex kitten) December 12, 2008

Porkins

A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.

He is being the porkins of the party.
Nobody wants to be a porkins.

by Jeff Ibromawitz August 6, 2011

Perking

The act of jerking off while puking

"Dude I was perking at my girlfriend's house yesterday"

by ThuhUtterLickrs November 12, 2014