penis

What men play with or insert into women's cunts. Also used to have a piss. They come in all shapes and sizes.

"Dave fucked Samantha with his huge Penis and cummed all over her tits"

by Dave the Samantha fucker June 28, 2006

penis

a hot dog wrapped in elbow skin

Girl: I finally figured out what a penis is!

Chick: It's about damn time...

Girl: Yeah! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin!!

Chick: *gag*

by MissEsquire January 31, 2010

Penis

A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a schmale.

JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

penie

A male who lacks self-respect and the ability to say 'no' to others. One who looks or acts meek and submissive.

You're such a penie, John; you do everything I say.

Look at you; you're such a little penie.

by Sabine D August 13, 2007

Penis

Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?

Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

by Sakka Makaka April 25, 2009

Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

by V1nn7 February 7, 2021