pap smear

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool

shut up ricky, you fucking pap smear.

by Craig Stevens August 20, 2006

pap smear

1. When you have sex with a dog.
2. When a chick resembles a dog that has just been fucked.

Guy 1: Dude I totally pap smeared last night.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.

by Kyle Huffman July 16, 2008

pap-A

homeboy

what up pap-A

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

by Ben Dover April 27, 2004

pap out

to sell out, not be true to the game, to sketch or scheme out, to bail

"Stop pappin' out and finish your beer" or "He's gonna pap out and leave early"

by David Kiester July 2, 2008

Pap up

To front funding.

To pick up the tab.

To purchase a round of drinks.

To be a good chum.

Serious, Clark? You're not going to Pap up for me and Jaime, too?

by PortersPerki August 21, 2009

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011