Stefan Pants

Pants that end 1-2 inches about the end of the shoe when one stands and 3-4 inches above the end of the shoe when one sits. Part of the ankle is visible at all times.

pants go in an order: normal pants, stefan pants, capris, shorts, short shorts.

by mynamestom June 15, 2009

Hot Pants

A game that is currently taking the UK by storm. Basically, a group of revellers strip to their pants and set them alight. The person who keeps their flaming pants on for the longest is declared the winner.

Alright there pal, do you fancy a game of hot pants?

by Stevie Jacobs July 7, 2010

pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011

Miguels' Pants

the place where virtually everything in the universe happens.

Person 1: "where are you right now?"
Person 2: "same place as you stupid. MIGUELS' PANTS."

by Barbieex2 March 5, 2011

mumble pants

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move

hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying

by skeeter April 8, 2004

Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.

"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".

by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010

I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump

I shat my pants in english class today.

by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003