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Pacific Beach surfer

Pacific Beach surfer - noun phrase - a fuckboy who does not think
Wesley has never seen psychotronictruth.com - what a mfing Pacific Beach surfer!
by RobMatrix March 6, 2022
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Pacific

Girl you need to be more pacific!
by Adeez August 3, 2021
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Pacific

The correct way so say "pacific" OKAY leave me and my family alone
Correctway to use Pacific:

"Pacificly liked that one"

Correct way to use specific:

"The specific ocean"
by Hahahfunnny July 10, 2022
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`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.
Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it
by CanadaxUnicorn January 8, 2018
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Jedidiah Pacific Tueller

(noun) |Jed-i-di-ah Pa-cif-ic Too-ler

1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.

2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.

3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.

4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.

5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.

See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the single most amazing person in both a reality that is feasible and otherwise
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg

“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
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by Zeke Mountainsun February 13, 2025
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